Machismo. I've had it.

I left my closet-sized room this morning with a little jump to my skip or whatever that phrase may be to only be placed in a foul mood when a 30+ year old man decided to follow me on his bicycle to the proPeru office. I have completely had it with the catcalling and the sound effects made whenever any extranjera walks down the street. Excuse me, but there is NO WAY your 30 year old, boracho, 5'5" self is going ANYWHERE with me. So, for your own good, just walk the other way amigo.